Future In The Past

You have a 1.6% chance of becoming the first human to get a disease formerly known to only affect the fruits of plants. Congratulations, you are the missing link, kinda. Chances for a successful therapy are unknown, but strapping biomedical devices to yourself in conspicuous places will increase your chances of scoring with drunk singles. Simply harboring the pathogen is a simple, 1.6% chance.

In the past that is not yet future it is possible, at times, to have no regard for the laws of space-time. This has been demonstrated conclusively by learned men of the ancient world, and I myself have seen it at times not yet past, in books. While today the future is cloudy, in the past the wine is not yet vinegar, and thus, we can behold this mystery. It is a bit like string theory but it must behave sometimes as a pineapple as a fruit is seeded like the past. Read the rest of this entry »