Future In The Past » liver http://futureinthepast.com Knowing your future is the best Mon, 09 Aug 2010 15:37:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Arrested for child abuse – 8% http://futureinthepast.com/arrested-for-child-abuse-8/ http://futureinthepast.com/arrested-for-child-abuse-8/#comments Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:55:58 +0000 ManiacMystic1989 http://futureinthepast.com/?p=247 You have an 8% chance of being arrested for child abuse, in the future. The United States vs. Abernathy vs. Ostrycharz Supreme Court case (also in the future), will make it illegal for parents to prohibit children of any age to own and operate portable communication devices, including cellular telephony devices, walkie-talkies, and webcam-enabled Fisher-Price netbooks. It will be very hard to get away with feeding your kids whatever you have on hand, and they might just call the cops on you. 8% chance.

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