Future In The Past

You have a 97% chance of receiving a piece of electronic mail, in the future. It doesn’t matter that your mobilephoneless fiancee lives in upstate China, she can inexpensively talk dirty to you via electronic mail. There is a solid chance you will be on the receiving end of an electronic mail

You have a .002% chance of joining a mutant brotherhood, in the future. The tricky part is becoming a mutant. Chances increase to 20% if you also became the fifth member of a muslim band, because you are obviously a “joiner”

You have a 64% chance of vacationing to Whale Island, in the future. An Island fully staffed with an array of sexy beautiful international women from exotic countries such as Brazil, Russia, Costa Rica, and Venezuela. Transparent water, coral and coconut trees underline the tropical erotic-exoticism… Whale Island. Your chance of fulfilling all your adult travel fantasies? 64%

You have an 11% chance of playing scrabble in a nudist colony, in the future. Nudist colonies are fun… playing cutthroat scrabble in a nudist colony.. that’s double fun. While this is unlikely for you, its even more unlikely that you’ll get a triple word score spelling out p.e.n.i.s. while playing scrabble in the nudist colony

You have a .002% chance of becoming a space model, in the future. You’ve got to be hot. You’ve got to be in space. You’ve got to look hot in space. Chances are slim you’ll be doing any space modeling in the future

You have an 82% chance of doing a pencil dive into a body of water, in the future. The pencil dive, a common dive with a degree of difficulty of 0, is dive you are likely to pull off in your future.

You have an 18% chance of contracting gangrene in the midst of a trek, in the future. That brown discoloration on your black and shriveled foot… that is gangrene, 18%

You have a 6% chance of getting laid in a solar powered car, in the future. Chances are decent that you will receive or deal out some hjs or bjs in such a vehicle, but laid however, chances are slim

You have a 33% chance of being accused of using HGH (commonly known as the Human Growth Hormone), in the future. This possibly means that your daily life performance will be so over-the-top, accusations of HGH use will be thrown in your general direction. Your pectorals may also receive more attention as a result

You have a 53% of having an epileptic episode, in the future. Episodic abnormal electrical activity in the brain is natural and your chance of experiencing this is above 50%. To heighten your chances of epileptic episodes, stare into the image paired with this article.

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