Contracting a fruit-borne pathogen – 1.6%

By ManiacMystic1989  Future Add comments

You have a 1.6% chance of becoming the first human to get a disease formerly known to only affect the fruits of plants. Congratulations, you are the missing link, kinda. Chances for a successful therapy are unknown, but strapping biomedical devices to yourself in conspicuous places will increase your chances of scoring with drunk singles. Simply harboring the pathogen is a simple, 1.6% chance.

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2 Responses to “Contracting a fruit-borne pathogen – 1.6%”

  1. intelligence on a different level Says:

    Do you have to inject yourself with the fruits? or just simply eat the fruit?

    can lemons cause this? i love lemon

  2. ManiacMystic1989 Says:

    Liz Lemon is immune to this.

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