Jun 11
You have a 3% chance of becoming the man of the century, in the future. Clearly this won’t happen to you if your a woman. On the other hand, if you’ve slept with 10 times your fair share of women and have a striking haircut paired with good facial hair, odds are in your favor. 3% chance

would it help to eat zombie birds? i read about some over at pineappleope.com!