Future In The Past

You have an 8% chance of being arrested for child abuse, in the future. The United States vs. Abernathy vs. Ostrycharz Supreme Court case (also in the future), will make it illegal for parents to prohibit children of any age to own and operate portable communication devices, including cellular telephony devices, walkie-talkies, and webcam-enabled Fisher-Price netbooks. It will be very hard to get away with feeding your kids whatever you have on hand, and they might just call the cops on you. 8% chance.

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3 Responses to “Arrested for child abuse – 8%”

1. the next step Says:
   February 8th, 2010 at 3:45 pm

   im suprised the percentage on this isnt a little higher, more like 42%. everyone abuses children these days, not just children haters

2. two tone thomas Says:
   February 8th, 2010 at 4:51 pm

   … id give myself a 110% chance of this….

   LOL!

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