Future In The Past

You have a 3% chance of becoming the man of the century, in the future. Clearly this won’t happen to you if your a woman. On the other hand, if you’ve slept with 10 times your fair share of women and have a striking haircut paired with good facial hair, odds are in your favor. 3% chance

You have a 9% chance of training your dog to scuba dive, in the future. Your clever dog is known for reeling in tail for you on dry land (such as the park). When it comes to scoring with ladies in the drink, you don’t have such success… Once you’ve trained your dog into full fledged dive master, your aqua bird hunting skills will be unstoppable, 9%