Future In The Past

You have a 31% chance of becoming the owner of a foam car, in the future. Wooden cars have become retro, metal cars are metal, girls don’t fit in your Daewoo… foam parties are more your speed. What better way to roll up to a future foam party than in your own foam car. 31% chance

You have a .0007% chance of living forever, in the future. No question about it your a healthy human. In the not too distant future it won’t even matter that your healthy, you’ll be livin’ the good life and survivin’ off machines. Go ahead, light that cigarette, lay the chick with venereal diseases from a-z, inject that heroin… you’ll live forever – .0007%

You have a 13% chance of watching Pay-Per-View on your watch, in the future. It was one thing making collect watch phone calls on your wrist watch, years past. Watching premium Pay-Per-View television while cruising for ladies on the Miami Beach shore line, in your kayak… Well, thats only done by folks on a yacht. 13%

You have a 17% chance of being seduced by Swamp Thing, in the future. A humanoid mass of vegetable is all it takes to make you dripping wet. Swamp Thing will take you down… and you’ll be into it. 17%, no questions about this

You have a 100% chance of giving it 100% or nothing, in the future. Your attempts at giving it 100% fail more often then not. But, this time your really going for it. 100% chance