Future In The Past

You have a 5% chance of executives accepting your website proposal, in the future. Someday, people from all walks of life will flock to computer screens to experience the beauty of your erotic-quasi-religious-oriented-webcam-chat-room social networking website for teens. Until that day, you have slim chances the execs will dig your website proposal.

You have a 26% chance of contracting the water disease, in the future. Right now you might enjoy a hot soak in a steaming bath all while sharing intravenous needles with your co-bathers. Soon you won’t. After contracting the water disease by injecting hot bathwater into your system via shared needle you will be thinking twice about such water sports

You have an 88% chance of Encountering a Luck Dragon, in the future. Thanks to the success of the 1986 blockbuster “Flight of the Navigator” directed by phenom Randal Kleiser and starring child heartthrob Joey Cramer, your chances of encountering one of nature’s most majestic creatures, the fabled Luck Dragon, have soared. “Just a kid with data” becomes the navigator – and in doing so, captures the imagination of a generation. David Freeman; Falcor: you are adventure fantasy at it’s finest.

You have a 49% chance of going to hell, in the future. Hell is a place of suffering and punishment, according to the guy who dreamed the place up. Since hell is most likely fake, chances you’ll make it there are not so good

You have a 97% chance of receiving a piece of electronic mail, in the future. It doesn’t matter that your mobilephoneless fiancee lives in upstate China, she can inexpensively talk dirty to you via electronic mail. There is a solid chance you will be on the receiving end of an electronic mail

You have a .002% chance of joining a mutant brotherhood, in the future. The tricky part is becoming a mutant. Chances increase to 20% if you also became the fifth member of a muslim band, because you are obviously a “joiner”

You have a 64% chance of vacationing to Whale Island, in the future. An Island fully staffed with an array of sexy beautiful international women from exotic countries such as Brazil, Russia, Costa Rica, and Venezuela. Transparent water, coral and coconut trees underline the tropical erotic-exoticism… Whale Island. Your chance of fulfilling all your adult travel fantasies? 64%

You have an 11% chance of playing scrabble in a nudist colony, in the future. Nudist colonies are fun… playing cutthroat scrabble in a nudist colony.. that’s double fun. While this is unlikely for you, its even more unlikely that you’ll get a triple word score spelling out p.e.n.i.s. while playing scrabble in the nudist colony

You have a .002% chance of becoming a space model, in the future. You’ve got to be hot. You’ve got to be in space. You’ve got to look hot in space. Chances are slim you’ll be doing any space modeling in the future

You have an 82% chance of doing a pencil dive into a body of water, in the future. The pencil dive, a common dive with a degree of difficulty of 0, is dive you are likely to pull off in your future.