Future In The Past

In the past that is not yet future it is possible, at times, to have no regard for the laws of space-time. This has been demonstrated conclusively by learned men of the ancient world, and I myself have seen it at times not yet past, in books. While today the future is cloudy, in the past the wine is not yet vinegar, and thus, we can behold this mystery. It is a bit like string theory but it must behave sometimes as a pineapple as a fruit is seeded like the past. Read the rest of this entry »

You have a %2 chance of becoming the 5th member of a Muslim Band, in the future. If you happen to be a woman you can go ahead and cut that percentage in half and then in half again

You have a 0% chance of owning a legitimate pet dinosaur, in the future. Jurassic Park (1 & 2 & 3) the movies greatly exaggerated the possibility of getting your own dinosaur, there is no chance

You have a 14% chance of getting a robotic arm attachement, in the future. Percentages increase dramatically with arm-loss.

You have an 87% chance of wearing cool glasses, in the future

You have a 45% chance of living in the sea city below, in the future

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